U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
