I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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