You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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