I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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