The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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