Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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