margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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