I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
