it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
birth control should be required to get into college
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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