i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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