she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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