why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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