One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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