I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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