People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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