I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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