i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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