Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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