it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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