we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
