soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
