Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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