i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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