She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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