too bad you live with your parents still
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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