I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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