Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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