I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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