She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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