This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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