Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
wanna go halves on a baby?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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