i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
