We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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