it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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