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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"

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• (716): View more from New York

  you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority

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• (631): View more from New York

  Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.

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• (805): View more from California

  Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha

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