North Korea, Best Korea!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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