I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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