so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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