I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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