I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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