Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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