it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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