weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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