I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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