I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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