I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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