They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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