Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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