About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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