I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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