Tell her she can't have a vagina
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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