Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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