I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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